Wednesday 10 September 2008

THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN (PART 2)

This is part two of my last post…5 more to go…enjoy!!!!

STORY 2: So called best friends and your man!!!

I am sure everyone has heard this one before. This is one story we girls hear and think no wayyyyy…..at least that was what I thought when my cousin gave me this jist last Saturday. I nearly passed out!

In my quest to find stories about men who had remained faithful I started asking around, hoping to find many examples to ‘prove’ that there is still hope out there, if for no one else …well at least for me!!!

So back to the story….

Yinka and Nike are childhood friends. Their paternal grandparents were neighbours in the village and therefore this friendship is one which has survived 3 generations. However like most friendships, there are ups and downs…..but the downs never lasted long. They are like sisters, always in each others pockets…in fact back in university there was some jist going round that they were ‘lesbians’. But we all put it down to the fact that people were jealous of their friendship. So now that I have set the background, I’m sure your mind is racing…so what went wrong? Who messed up? ……sit tight and enjoy…..

You see back in university, Yinka was dating one of the top 5 hottest guys in university ever (well at least to me sha!!!). The dude was tasty….infact if the guy was not my cousin…I too would have dabbled in some..erm erm…okay okay back to the jist. Nike on the other hand was single and remained single for the 4 years I knew her in university. Well, she always claimed to be dating some guy in Ibadan but he was never around. Birthdays, valentines….even when Nike’s mum sadly passed on….the dude was ‘missing’. But we always pleasantly asked after the dude, Nike how is that your Ibadan dude? I would ask anytime I saw her sitting on her own reading…..He is fine…..she would reply almost instantly. Nike was the quieter of the two. She kept to herself and only looked up from her books to talk to Yinka. Infact we often teased that she carried a picture of her ‘Ibadan boyfriend’ in her books. So what’s the problem with that….???...again I say…calm down ..all would be revealed shortly!!!

We all finished university and went on with our lives and if not for the advent of facebook I would never have known were they where. It was only last week that Yinka added me as a friend on facebook that in my excitement I sent her a message asking how she was, what she had been up too and how Nike was. She replied filling me in on the past 6 years of her life…..but never mentioning Nike. At first I thought it was strange but I assumed she was just over excited and forgot. It was only when I started looking for Nike’s details on her friends page that I realised she wasn’t there. Again I assumed that Nike had probably not joined face book. So being the silly child that I am, I sent Yinka a message on her wall….”Abeg Yinka tell Nike to join facebook quickly…she needs to get with the 21st century!!!”…..no reply came. I thought nothing more about it. Until Saturday, when I was talking to my cousin (the same one who had dated Yinka). And that is when he delivered the bomb shell!!!

Apparently Nike had a tendency of sleeping with Yinka’s men…(yes, including my foolish cousin!!!). Right from secondary school, Nike had either kissed or done the down right dirty with all of Yinka’s men and poor Yinka had no idea... But fate soon caught up with the w@&%$e…..excuse my French…but I am slightly pissed at the babe!!!

Yinka finally met the guy she called the ‘one’ and Nike began plotting her schemes. She would send the guy emails and texts saying what a nice guy she thought he was blah blah blah. Apparently the guy was flattered and mentioned to Yinka how Nike was such a nice friend and would be good for his brother!!! Unfortunately, Nike had other plans. She started turning up unannounced at the guys office, calling him….and generally became a nuisance! The guy decided that enough was enough and spoke to Yinka. As you can imagine, Yinka defended Nike till blood came out of her veins!!! Nike is the best friend I’ve ever had, she is my sister, she always gets close to my boyfriends to make sure they are good for me….etc etc…She shouted…So the guy kept his cool.

Nike continued her exploits but soon got upset that the guy was not responding to her advances. So she took things to another level. She sent the guy her underwear…..yes you read it right…she sent him some red panties!!!!!!! E gba miiiii!!!! Some girls sha….SO what does my guy do? He sends her a text asking what she wants…she responds saying him!!!. He sends her another text saying ‘but you are best friends Yinka…we can’t do that to her’….she replies….’you wont be the first neither will you be the last’. So he calls her and they plan to meet at a hotel. So the guy being a MAN calls Yinka but keeps quiet about the discussion with Nike. Instead he takes her to the same hotel room with Nike who by now is wearing close to nothing and has her legs spread open on the hotel bed!!!........so much for a 3rd generation friendship!!!!!

Some men can remain calm under fire…..even when they come shaped in red panties!!!

7 comments:

NaijaBabe said...

yes yes I know I'm too good. Brb

NaijaBabe said...

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Nahhhh mehn. That babe should be beaten to a pulp and then hung.

Ok a bit too harsh but she went tooooo far

aloted said...

men...so things like these still happen??? nawa o...

first time here...let me go read more jare :)

badderchic said...

hmmn

badderchic said...

Iriri Aye

this is why my best friend is a Man, unless of course he now decides to have sex with another man.

woman wahala plentiii

Anonymous said...

babe??? how u dey naaa...hope ur good sha...jus checkin on u sha...

Anonymous said...

really babe...I think u should update eh?